DURTY KLOWN:
How do you explain Durty Klown? He's the original clown. Before ICP, before Twiztid, before Mr. Bungle and Killer Klowns From Outer Space, there was Durty Klown. He raped Bozo and studied under John Wayne Gacy's watchful eye. He worships Ed Gein, Jeffrey Dahmer, that faggot Ted Bundy, and the almighty John Wayne Gacy. His favorite movies are The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Last House On The Left, Blue Velvet, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, and snuff films.
Durty Klown's origins are hazy at best. He only agreed to be on this site because he needs more victims. We last heard that Durty Klown was living in a dirty broken-down shack in the deep woods of northern Maine. He has a hidden agenda and a rap sheet a mile long. His motives are only to be guessed at and puzzled. His hack and slash reputation precedes him. Check Durty Klown out for yourself at: www.myspace.com/durtyklown
If you're lucky he'll add you to his friend list and put you on his "no-kill" list - for now.
